First conspiracy theory

you know rite

when i was doing my @^#(*@&)($&@%&_@#* rjc tutorials...
i realised something

how can all those not-so-shen jc come out with so bloody hard questions...

i mean in the first place...their students might not even be able to answer a simple question like 1.1 + 2.2 = 5

they might take it like 1.1 + 2.2 = 3.3 and not (1 x 1) + (2 x 2) = 5

hahaha but i digress

anywayz

back to those f---ing hard questions from jcs like YJC and CJC...
(one wonders why those questions are ahem f---ing hard, wats dat change the lightbulb joke for cjc again? )

the f-ing questions are so f-ing hard not becoz they want to screw their students so dat they can't go harvard or yale
since they can easily do so with any simple question taken off a pri sch kid textbook (eg. mary have 1 apple and she puts it into a basket. how mani oranges are there in the basket now)
therefore there is a purpose to setting such hard question

AND I HAVE STUMBLED UPON THE TRUTH

the truth is...they wanna get onto the golden roll of tutorial-setting shens....that is to appear in the TOP JC's TUTORIAL and SUCCEED IN SCREWING THE TOP STUDENTS OF SINGAPORE...

unfortunately they forgot the top JC is not made up of singaporeans alone....its made up of china mama with mother long armpit hair too....and this CJB or commonly known as china JB *ahem* are the heros that save the day....but that is another story best left for another day...

nella signing off

remember, the f---ing truth is f---ing out there.
(esplanade at 3am)