lets get retarded yeah (chalet)

had chalet on tues

we went this uber gay chalet at changi called aloha changi
lol
its dam dirty place leh
leaves everywhere
INSIDE THE HOUSE
for goodness sake lol
how did the leaves get in?

GG la

oh
there was a banana tree behind the chalet
and a frangipani tree in front of the chalet
like wtf huh?

GG

lol

we reached at abt 6 on tues i tink
lol
was dam boring
only had ji sam's ps2
and his player 2 port was spoilt
so dam sian si...can only one player WINNING ELEVEN
which is mother freaking hard to score

waited dam long for xq to arrive with his xbox and HALO 2

so we went to walk walk around the house to explore
quite rundown

den we went to the fridge to look at wat the veri smart people bought for our bbq

guess wat

we saw PRUNE POWDER

LOL GG

went to ask what dat gay pink powder is for.
thought its for drinks
guess wat...its to marinate the chicken

how smart rite

who the f*** marinates chicken with prune powder

lol
GG wat a waste of class funds.

den went to look
wtf
we have 3 packets of CHEESE
and 40 eggs
LOL
plus 2 loaves bread and some hot dogs
and cabbage

LOL GG
this is NOT FOR BBQ
i found out later
lol
its for breakfast and dinner
GG la
i was dam shocked
i thought bbq stuff should be ready by then lor
who the hell starts a chalet without the bbq food ready already?

blardy hell...alevels ended so early already lor
even for those with Spapers
dun tell me dun even have time to buy those food and MARINATE the food over the weekend
please lor
if dun have time den tell other people to help
dun tink ur the freaking boss and try and do everything urself

PRUNE POWDER
LOL

GG

dis gonna go down in my legendary list of screwed up chalets...joining the likes of BBQ with no lighter...and PS with no power plug
LOL

wat gay shit is dat
the person with the food din even appear on first day
and din marinate even though never come on the first day
how gg

i tink next time
i will only go chalet with responsible people whom i trust

anyway...the breakfast was fine

usually i only eat cup noodles or plain bread for breakfast at chalet
but dis time got french toast and sausage and eggs
lol
dam zai

and dinner was some gay mee goreng
please lor...not everybody likes spicy food
must purposely go and buy SPICY MEE GORENG NOODLES when not even eating it
so wat if u like like it....OTHER PEOPLE DUN
how gg and gay
especially poor kwang yew...he got allergy to chilli some more
how blardy inconsiderate
and how smart
might as well use prune powder on noodles
ROFL

wah the food dere is quite screwed up man
lunch was not settled properly on 2nd day
all zhao some changi club to eat
only me and mingheng stay behind...we tried to finish up the bread and cheese for them
lol
and to tink some people can still go tampines mall without calling back to check whether we need to buy more stuff for bbq
cmon, who doesnt know the fridge was blardy EMPTY
and thanks to someone who used MY NAME to get them to buy stuff back
fark la
dun FUCKING ANYHOW USE MY NAME
i din even know until at night after lanning
farking hell
asshole
if my name so POWERFUL
can i ask u to go and DIE
biatch
since ur own name so powerless u might as well go and die

can't believe the people dat exist in dis world

dam gg

anyway...first day night....xq arrived with xbox
OMG
its mother freaking fun
xbox how rox
got halo 2
we got down to it
and started humping the controller
hahahahaha
it vibrates like nobody's business how shiok
hahahaha

HALO 2 is mother fun leh

anyway
gg
we play till 3 plus
den go sleep liao
next day
woke up
wahahah
french toast and eggs and sausage
how gg

den lunch
yea the shit i tok abt above
bread + cheese + some sugar

omg
and guess wat me and mingheng realised suddenly
the people who brought the chicken to chalet
put it into fridge
and den ZHAO with the rest to changi club
LOL
GG liao
the fricking bbq is like 3 hrs away
AND THE CHICKEN IS NOT EVEN THAWED
lol
how gg
we can't even tok abt marinating den
GG
me and mingheng dam shock at the atrocities people can commit
its like adolf hitler
hahahahahahahahhahahahaah
GG PRUNE POWDER Cannot even be used coz the chicken is not EVEN THAWED LOL
not that we want to use it...dat is
lol
gg

oh btw
forgot to say something
did u know they bought PORK RIBS for bbq
LOL
WTF EATS PORK RIBS FOR BBQ
first thing...pork ribs is mostly bone and lousy tough meat
who the fuck wants to eat dat when u can eat smooth chicken wings
dam waste of money
and since they sell by weight...we r buying mostly bone
DAM WASTE OF MONEY
dam smart people man
ended up no one ate it and TONS of pork ribs left over the next day

anyway me and mingheng took out the chicken wings
And let it thaw
and went back to xbox
gg lor

later they came back
and started doing the chicken
wahahah sounds kinky, doing the chicken
oh yea baby oh yea
me and mag were banging on the frozen wings like mad people coz its frozen stiff lol
oh man banging the chicken
how fun
lol
when we finally broke it up we placed it into the microwave to defrost

oh later someone comes along...put it into the microwave too
BUT ITS NOT ON DEFROST
and she ended up cooking the chicken partially
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHH
how smart
i never had a microwave with defrost before and yet i knew how to use it
hahahahahahahahahahaahah
GG
so we ended up having partially cooked chicken wings lol
dam gg la
me and mingheng hang around and help out a bit
like doing the corn cobs
(oh yeah, corn cobs, oh yeah...)
and placing them into aluminium foil...etc, etc
those corn cobs were blardy hairy man
hahahaha

den gg
den we took the hot dogs
went out and help michelle do the fire
(oh yeah, the fire, oh yeah)
we started cooking the hot dogs and eating it as we cook it
coz its the SAFEST thing to eat there
uncontaminated with PRUNE POWDER
lol

oh den after a while the aluminium foil caught fire
LOL
we had to take it out and stamp on it

gg lah
after dat the whole bbq momentum died
ended up only some girls hanging around a dying fire
me and mingheng and michelle went back to living room and HALO 2

*i suspect the prune powder fell onto the charcoal and put out the fire hahahahahaha*

oh soon
it was time for us to go night lanning
got the guys...
me jisam mingheng pinchuan sky xq and guess wat MICHELLE to go
hahahahahah
michelle's first time at lanning lol
dam fun
we went katong
walked around at start at first
coz dam suay coz all the shops we initially went
CLOSED DOWN
lol
how gg
gotta admit its my fault
never check properly before hand
anyway ended up at katong shopping center
lucky i sat underneath the aircon...xq said it was dam stuffy
but it was a fun game
i was on a winning side every game :p
hope michelle had a fun time and will continue to lan with us
how often can u get a girl to lan rite
hahahaha

went for supper after lanning
finally have some proper food
me and mingheng din eat the bbq
coz we know how mother freaking dirty and disgusting the food were
lol
PRUNE POWDER
gg

man lanning was dam fun

came back to chalet to see chan cheow hwa at chalet liao with wife
hahahahah
i went to toilet and keep asking who is inside
the no one answer
in the end his wife answered
"its me, mrs chan!"
hahahahahah dam farnie

wah was dam shagged
went to sleep with ji sam and sky after some winning eleven

next day
book out
guess wat we found in the fridge
abt 20 eggs left
hahahahahahahahahahahahah
and tons of pork ribs and some gay prawns
lol
WTF makes tiger beer prawns...when u have a BBQ
juz freaking bbq them lah
wat tiger beer them
tigers are meant to be drunk man

sian si
so ended up ji sam took all the shit home on his mother's car

overall.

besides the xbox and the fact we completed halo 2 and dat the night lanning was dam blardy fun

the chalet sux
hahahahahahahaha