ahhhh shiok

time for a weej of backdating
wahahahahah
the past 4 days were a wonderful experience man (starting from last wednesday)
was out EVERYDAY having fun...haha
but shit man
i feel totally wasted
anyway, here's the recap...

wednesday...
me and wanping and vannessa (from aust) and her frenz went zouk
hahahaha
it was retro nite
wat an amazing way to break my clubbing hymen
(i m a clubbing virgin)
hahahahahahaha
retro-night was mother friggin fun
the moozik rox but den too mani ppl liao la
everyone goes zouk specially for the retro nite lor
its dam rox
hahah
girls got in 4 free dammit
ladies nite

anyway...took my free drinks den took to dance floor
hahah but dam stone at start la...
dam crowded la
can't do shit
after a while wanping n her frenz left...
so i went to meet up with weikeong
tracy, kailyn, valerie was dere too
saw huishan too
and vincent was totally wasted when i saw him
dun know , but, after a while he came back revived
dun know wat he do
sex?
hahahah

saw a fight at phuture ahhahaha
dis ang moh guy tried to slime another chinese guy's gf
den the chink got dam pissed off
whacked the angmoh
broke out right behind me
hahahaha
i was dam stunned
dun know wat to do rofl
but was quite farnie la
the chink juz rained blow after blow on the ang moh's neck and he din do anything
some other guy broke up the fight and its all over
so we all decided to haul our asses out of phuture back to zouk
its quite farnie how it was farking crowded in phuture at first
but when a fight broke out
there's suddenly a dam big gap
dam zai
hahaha
we made use of the gap left behind to zhao out of phuture
man that place stinks

anywayz
partied till 3.30
den went to gay petrol station to buy mineral water
hahaha
wah lao
i used to live so near there lor
i could have walked home last time
dammit
in the end
cab home with weikeong
he came over to stay at my place
hahahaha
dam lame la...he started chatting up the cab driver
rofl
we ended up with him toking abt army life
den he used blardy lots of hokkien
den when we dun understand wat it means and we asked him
he explained in more hokkien
hahahahaahha
mai tiki la u all
hahahah


anywayz...the next day
i woke up
wanted to play soccer with the bb boys
but turns out i woke up too late
so i went over to weikeong house to stay hahahahah
played his ps 2
and omg
his compt is how zai
but actually its partially thanks to me
coz i help him choose the parts
hahahaha
he juz had to pay
wah lao
his compt is dam zai
can play games
and alt-tab
and msn
with tons of conversation windows somemore
with ZERO LAG
wah lao
i want a new compt

had dam lot of fun at his place...
ps2 rox...with winning 11
i rox man...wk sux
hahah
i m WINNING 11
he can go MF 11
haha

the next day wah lao
he ask me accompany him go sign up for driving course
wah lan
take dam long
go some gay ubi avenue
Comfort Driving center or something

after dat
sian si
dam late for badminton at civil service club
have to rush home to change and bring the racket
tmd
reach there an hour late
hahahaha
badminton was fun
civil service club rox
after badminton we went to shower
WAH LAO EH
the place is dam zai
got HOT SHOWER one
wah lao
rox la
i m definitely going there to badminton again
wah lao they got soap dispenser in the shower too lor
wah lao dam zai pubic toilet
there's a hairdryer too
as in a real hairdryer
not those for hand ones
wah lao
dam zai place

anyway after dat we showered....
and den changed into smart casual attire
tmd i din know its collar shirt
haiz
anywayz...den we went for the BB company dinner at the restaurant in civil service club
wah dam shiok
finally can sit down and eat all the 10 courses
last year we were the hosts...
tmd din even get to eat much lor
have to rush here rush there
do so mani things
dis time so shiok
can rest n pig out
took some pix
will upload them soon
din go camera crazy like prom
its all guys anywayz =p

anywayz
had dam lot of fun
we bought a gay sponge cake
plus some mentos and hersey chocolate sauce thingy
den we go and decorate the spong cake with it
and presented it to the officers and teachers
hahahaha
our gift to the company
in appreciation of all that 60th had done for us
hahahahahahahahah
dam farnie

blardy hell lor
when we were preparing the cake
this bunch of old foggies aunties bitches
came over and ask what we were doing
then one of the biatch promptly went to PRESS ON THE CAKE WITH HER BARE FINGER
asking wat it was
tmd
ji bai lah
do we farking know u
who the fark goes around poking other ppl's thing
wtf
its a cake leh
wtf people's gonna eat one
ji bai lah
tmd
den got finger print PLUS a depression where she pressed it lor
after dat
she din even say sorry
quickly zhao off
wat a chao ji bai
wah lao
can't believe got dis kind of people

nah bei
well
wat to do
we still served the cake =p
it cost a friggin $1.70
hahahahahahahaah
ok lah
the hersey's thingy was dam ex though
hahahaha

anywayz...
ya the dinner went pretty smoothly
had fun
wah lao
the prawns they served were like the same as proms lor
rofl
wah...dat kind of prawn is in fashion or something

anywayz
after prom
we decided to be mad and do some overnight shit again
hahahahah
initially wanted to bowl at civil service club
and den go some hotel to stay
in the end scrapped the idea coz tmd, the bowling alley is full n dere's no lane for us
anyway we decided to go orchard to pool/movie
hahahaha
took the last NEL train to dhoby
hahahah
we decide to catch the 1.20am SHUTTER
hahahaha
trying to scare our shit out
hahahaha
so it was 12mn den
we bought tix
n went macs to stone
took tons of gay pix
we were trying to capture those
erm SPECIAL THINGS on our cameras
hahahahahah
we ended up taking dam lot of candid shots
got 2 dam farnie
one was when joshua was dam cute like bugs bunny
the other was when joshua looks like an orc
hahahahahahahahaha
dam farnie
after dat movie started
halfway thru movie
tmd me and joel felt like pee-ing
tmd
we drank too much water already la
nvm
we hold it there
and finish watching the show with out going toilet
after it ended
we all chiong toilet to pee
and hahaha
joel in a rush...forgot to take the hersey's thingy
so we left it in cinema
a almost full bottle
hahahahahahah
totally wasted
hahahahahah

nvm lah
sian si
after dat
we decide to go lanning
wah lao
when we walk there
got blardy lots of policemen
but nvm la
dats good
no one will dare to beat us up
hahahah
one guy looked like he wanted to beat up yi hong as PS
coz yi hong forgot to press door open
and the elevator door zham him
hahahahahahah
we r all holding badminton racket please
hahahah
if he touches yihong we will all rape him to hell
hahahahaha
anywayz
ya at lan shop
wah lan
dam lot of ppl lan
we had to sit at diff places
played until the next morning 8am.
hahaha
we din even realised the sun rised.
coz it was so friggin dark in the lan shop
rofl

anywayz
went to killiney kopitiam for breakfast
AGAIN
hahaha
dis time dam shagged
we all went home to sleep
tmd
i went home
changed up
and went out to meet wanping again
wah lao
dam tiring
after dat went for airforce seminar
which i slept thru
hahahahah
wah lao
dam shagged

dis concludes my 4/5 days marathon
hahahaha
wah lao dam long entry
ok cya guys