Preparation for Tekong

i was at 2nd floor class room of junior block at ri yesterday
toking cock with joshua after 3 hours of soccer with some 4c and 4d guys

while waiting for aq to finsh their dumb activities =p

den i suddenly thought of dis

if there was like dis fillipino guy called Putts Chuek
where Putts is his surname
AND
if he was 18 and is a singaporean PR
AND
if he is entering NS

Imagine what would happen when he is reporting to his Officer

"Good Morning Sir, This is Private Putts reporting, Sir"

read it out loud if u dun get the joke

hahahahahahahahahahaahhaahah