sian

even lebin got his gal in the end.

where is my giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrlllllllllllll

cardiac tamponade

cardiac tamponade has nothing to do with tampons.

I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles
In our eyes are mirror images and when
We kiss they're perfectly aligned

long jeans

hey

have u thought abt people who wear super long jeans that drag on the floor?

have u seen how the floor in some of the toilets in singapore are like so full of pee?

can u put those 2 together and imagine the consequences?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

win liao la

imagine how sick it must feel
at the end of the day
u check the end of ur pants
u realised u juz soaked up the entire floor's worth of pee from the coffeeshop toilet u juz visited
and when u take off ur jeans before u shower
u ankle actually touched the wet slimy halfdried pee of a half a dozen man who u dun even know

hhahahah

shiok not?

its been a long time

woah forgot to update for dam long

anywayz

juz wondering


remember last time dove had advertisments where they said their Dove Soap is pH 7?

i was thinking
Soap is soapy becoz its alkaline
so how can it be at a neutral pH and yet still be alkaline?

dat is uber gay man

John Dorian

juz watched scrubs season 2

Dr jOhn dorian......

he is very inspiring to me somehow

dun noe
shruG




show me some siGns man

dun keep me in a limbo

i juz can't stop thinking abt it

until u give some finality to it