Friday, December 31, 2004

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

higghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

totally sexing

life is like shit
black shit
brown shit
orange shit

suck shit

lick balls
carry balls
lick assholes

life is like shit man

fark it looks like a poem
but aint sound like a farking poem
fark this man

fark fark suck fark cut duck mug
bug bark cart mother phuck

hahahahahahahahahh

highhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

saveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

these are not my hands
who the fark r u
fark u hands

let me goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i wanna drift
i wanna fly
i wanna reach the sky
i wanna get out
fark ns

fark uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
no sergeants for me
i want dotaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
dota
dota
dota
dota

sex would be fine too

give me anything
but nssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
ns sux

ns shud be
ns=national sex

wah lao
den rox liao

everyone go ns
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

if ns has u
wat does it become?

NUS

hahahahahahahahahahah




GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGg


OWNAGE

omigosh

hahahahahahah
i can feel it
the highhhhhhhhhhhhhh
HIGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
HiGhhheeehraihweiwah;aowrhawourhwaoi

the high amongst the low

the depression brought upon by the thought of losing freedom for next 2 years

omg

can't even wank if i want to for the next 2 yrs

wat torture

save me

i m a white horse
i realli am

spare me

my father is nathan
dun pump me

hahahaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah
gd bye world

i m gonna kill myself at tekong
cya

Sunday, December 26, 2004

NS TRAINING

shit

the only training i did was to take mrt train.....



die liao

weekend update

wah the weekend has come and gone
so fast
shit man
i m enlisting dam fast
crap

anywayz

christmas eve

hahahahaah
hilarious man

guess wat i did on christmas eve nite

I WENT LANNING
with zhixiang
ROFL

ahahahahahahah

wat a great way to spend christmas eve rite
rofl

played dota, wat else? hahaahah

anywayz
before lanning i actually went jisam's house to buy his RAM
WOO-HOO....128mb of ram for $30
zai ge ge
wah dam zai
now my compt is 256mb ram
can finally dota properly liao
sky went his house too
sky played ps 2 while me and jisam played world of warcraft korean beta
wah lao
WoW is dam chio man
n dam easy to play
wah we play WoW for dam long
until some error occured and we decide to stop
install warcraft and frozen throne
and dota on his compt
wah lao
jisam's compt is mother rox
he juz made it the day before
its the AMD 64bit proccessor
1gb ram
and some dam zai graphix card
wah lao

u can install games on the ram alone lor
1 GIGABYTE
wah lao
how rox
i want his come

anyway playing dota on his compt was dammmmmmmmmmmmm smooth
wat a shen compt

anyway, evening i chionged down to dholby to meet zx and go play battlenet at lan shop
hahahahaahah
met zepeng n some of his frenz
but they dun wanna dota =(
so we battlenet lor

after me and zx battlenet finish liao

we went to meet the christel for some late supper
supposed to go glutton square but blardy crowded
wah lao
orchard was disgusting
so mani ppl
blardy hell cannot breathe
den still got all the idiots
who keep spraying the white foam shit everywhere
wah lao
dam irritating

cannot stand it liao
so me zx and christel chionged to newton to eat our supper

over dere zx went to top up his ez link card
wah lao
got a whole bunch of china mama farkers standing behind him
he used NETS to top up his card and dey were all staring at him pressing his PIN no.
ROFL
bastards
lol
i hate china mamas

hahah zx was dam farnie
he say let them suffer from knowing the pin number but they will never get the card
hahahahah

anywayz

at newton

ate quite a lot of shit
wah lao
GIRLS CAN'T EAT
christel got full dam blardy fast
wah lao....
the only reason buffet restaurants are still prospering are becoz of girls
THEY CAN NEVER EAT THEIR WORTH
ahhahahaahah

the newton hawker center is dam cock
the sugar cane is a friggin $1.50
wah lao
hawker center shud be $1 only wah
blardy hell

den after dat i went to get a friggin coconut
i asked for the small one...thinking the smaller one is cheaper
but blardy hell
when i got it
its actually the more expensive one
(there were 2 types, one is $2, the other is $2.50)
wah lao
tmd so i have to pay $2.50 since they cut the coconut liao
wah lao
&*%*^&$#$%()%&*%^$%^#
blardy cocksters
the smaller one is more expensive den the bigger one
wah lao
its like paying more for a whore with smaller boobs
hahahaha
but i digress

speaking of whoring
zx gave me a dam interesting insight
one of the guys in church told him abt ns
and how a lot of them has farked whores before
and they will keep asking u whether u whore before
of coz the guy in church din fark the whore la
but wah lao
it seems whoring is dam rampant in ns
wah laoooooooooooo
i dam scared
i hope i dun get jio-ed to go whoring......

ok back to update

k den after all dat we all went home

oh christmas went by peacefully at newton hawker
no one counted down
no one sprayed any shit

when we go take mrt rite
we saw dam lot of ppl dam dirty
their hair all kenna the gay spray foam thingy
wah lao
heng we werent at orchard or we will be dirtied like shit
phew

ok

here comes christmas

christmas was spent........
LANNING AGAIn

ahahahahahaah
dam gay rite

we wanted to go seoul garden with eric
who's released from army to fark whores around town for 2 days
ahahahahahhaha
OF COZ NOT =p

anywayz
early in morning kenna all the calls from the guys
saying dey can't make it
SO GG
the seoul garden is off
wah lao
i can't even feast before i go into ns
nah bei
sianz

anywayz
evening went to lan lor
me zx and yenyeong
wah the lan shop earn so much frm us liao
haiz
den after dat
we went ps basement to see wat we can pig out on
only ate some chinese shit
den zhao home liao
wat a boring day huh?
hahahahhahah


haiz

i m gonna be Recruit Allen Wong so soon......

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

shyt i miss daniel wong

basket
i miss daniel wong
and the sessions in the canteen when we will be toking intellectual cock
hahahahah

man...no one triggers off my imagination and my brain like daniel wong does

no wonder recently my posts have been dam lousy
and unfunny
and uninteresting
and unintelligent

shyt i nid daniel wong

DAMN THE PTP!

(hahaha juz change the alphabet in the center of PTP and i will be arrested under ISA liao hahahah)

Preparation for Tekong

i was at 2nd floor class room of junior block at ri yesterday
toking cock with joshua after 3 hours of soccer with some 4c and 4d guys

while waiting for aq to finsh their dumb activities =p

den i suddenly thought of dis

if there was like dis fillipino guy called Putts Chuek
where Putts is his surname
AND
if he was 18 and is a singaporean PR
AND
if he is entering NS

Imagine what would happen when he is reporting to his Officer

"Good Morning Sir, This is Private Putts reporting, Sir"

read it out loud if u dun get the joke

hahahahahahahahahahaahhaahah

TOTALLY NAKED!!!

YES YES!!

FINALLY MY TEETH IS NAKED!!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OMG I LOVE STREAKING AROUND NOW
AKA SMILE

HAHAHAHAHAH

nude teeth is so sexy man


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Monday, December 20, 2004

TOTALLY SEXING MAN

to explain my title above...
sexing = awesome
therefore, totally sexing = totally awesome
hahahaha

guess wat is the totally sexing thing dat happen to me

I TOOK OFF MY FRIGGIN BRACES!!! WOO-HOO!!!

wah lao
now i can finally start chewing chewing gum
i can finally feel the teeth, as in REALLI FEEL THE DAM TEETH WITH MY DAM TONGUE
wahahahahahahahahah
man the feeling rox
but tmd
the teeth are not aligned in center
the dentist say cannot do anything more
beside operation
the braces has no more uses
so he juz remove
so my teeth looks like it drifted to the left
doc says its due to my bone structure
basket
the only solution is to cut some of the teeth in half on the right side
so the teeth got space to shift to right and thus become aligned centrally
but forget it
no more operations in the mouth for me man

WOOOO-HOOOOO

my braces are off

omg i feel so free
no more blardy ulcers for me
hahahaha
no more braces sores
no more having disgusting food and vege trap in the blardy braces
wooooooo-hoooooooo

dis rox

totally sexing man

but basket
dentist say i have to wear retainers...
...DURING ARMY
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
he say wear at nite can already
but tmd
army sleep how little
die liao
and field camp how
field camp where got time to take out and put back retainers
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
haiz
nvm
i must persevere
cannot let my money go all wasted juz becoz i lazy to wear retainers

i need PERSEVERANCE...for the 100% mana regen, 4hp/s regen and the +7 damage

hahahah
dats DOTA by the way...the game i have been playing in lan shop almost everyday

$$$ gone
=(

haiz
but den hor
my teeth quite yellow leh
basket

i tink i better ask dentist to clean it properly or something...

kk la

all those dat wanna see my pearlies...
juz go paradiz genie funland
hahahahahah
i shud be dere most of the time
ROFL

dats all folks

cya again on the next time the 10 planets align in a straight line and dogs start having sex with cats

(btw folks, i have been reading Terry Pratchett, i absolutely love his crazy whacky stories of Discworld!!! hahahahahah)

Quote from his book: "If u stand still and unfocus urself completely, u can go invisible"

ROFL
ROFL
ROFL
TOTALLY SEXING

Saturday, December 18, 2004

omg the time has come

frig man
wth

the time has come
my sex drive is diminishing

WAH LAOOOOOO

i can't believe dis anymore

i m getting weaker by the minute

shit man
i hate growing up

my sex drive is dam small now

last time its so powerful i can drive around the world in 80 seconds

wah lao
not its 80 minutes
sian si

wah lao
i nid tongkat ali

hahahahaha

shit

i hope its juz the cough syrup i m taking

DAMMIT GUYS

DUN TAKE COUGH SYRUP
IT DIMINISHES UR SEX DRIVE
!!!!!!!!!!!

somebody give austin power some cough syrup
hahahahahah


mmm some update

these past few days
seems to be veri similar
rofl

anywayz
on monday
played soccer with some ex-ri ppl at ri
pang sei aq hahahahahah
played 3 hrs
dam sunburnt
and aching all over
and my ankle injured from kicking someone's shin by mistake
hahahah
GG

after soccer....i tink we went lanning
ya we did
can't realli remember now
hahaha

tuesday wanping pop by my place

wednesday...mmm
wat did i do

did i go out lanning with zhixiang?
or was it thursday
rofl
i can't remember anymore

oh ya i did

we went to battlenet to "train"
ahahaha
aka play any server
if we r losing
we juz quit

hahahah
played a memorable game with the rjc gang
rofl
MINGHENG is how ownage
wah lao
he is like dam predict the future
he always arrive at the most crucial time
dam pro
must learnt to be lidat
but den again
even if i m lidat
my computer will still let me down in the end
i mean lag me down
haha
sian si
GG

oh thurs
watched ocean's twelve with wanping
rox show
quite farnie
one of the better ones i watched
not the best

the best is still
AUSTIN POWERS
haahahahh

rofl
GG

friday...
mm
supposed to see doctor for gay cough
but wah lao dam lot of ppl
decided not to
went lanning
AGAIN
hahahahah
played ONE dota games
den the rest had to zhao
how GG

den we went to lame around battlenet
after a while
yihong started playing cs
and me...missing my cs ownage
decided to cs as well
hahahaha
dam ownage la
i feel veri bad
bullying the girls sitting behind me
hahahahaahahah
but its dam fun
never play cs for so long liao
hahahaha
lucky my skills r stilldere

den we went to ps basement and pig out
waaaaah
got so mani things to eat
dam nice
wah lao the taiwan mee sua is dam nice
i smell zx's one wah lao
dam nice

too bad i quite full dun wanna eat
i went to eat the gay cutlet instead
wah lao
tasted like shit
wat kind of zao pai cai is dat man
taste like shyt

den eat the gay japanese ball with prawn n octopus inside thingy
wah lao dam nice
it seems dat guys dun usually eat dis kind of things one
ri guys only eat ban mian
hahahah
so we miss out quite a lot
seems dat rgs girls loved dat balls
but den again...all girls love balls ;)
hahahah
GG

den we lame around PS
looking at lame stuff
dam farnie
zx saw across the shopping center to the other side
a shop selling tv rite
one of the TV showing pornish stuff
hahahahahah
den we all stood dere and stare
hahahahahahahaha
dam farnie

den after dat we went times bookshop
and guess wat we did
hahahaha
we took out the guides to sex
and started reading them
we found one called SEX IN THE CITY
a guide for women
hahahah
dam farnie reading from a women's perspective
it teaches a woman how to get the man to do wat she want
hahahahahahaha
dam farnie
we almost wanted to watch national treasure
but luckily we din
and we end up learning more stuff at times bookshop
hahahaahahahah

rox man
dam farnie

den after dat we went to the new arcade at the dhoby gaut interchange
hahah
saw dis gay new soccer game
can put ur player cards on the machhine
aiya dam hard to describe
nid to see for urself
wah lao
quite cool

den after dat we all shagged liao
so zhao home

sian si
quite a good day
hahahah
kk
cya folks

remember.
The Force is with u, always.


Quote of the Day

Sex is not for the faint-hearted.

Its for everyone.

Saturday, December 11, 2004

ahhhh shiok

time for a weej of backdating
wahahahahah
the past 4 days were a wonderful experience man (starting from last wednesday)
was out EVERYDAY having fun...haha
but shit man
i feel totally wasted
anyway, here's the recap...

wednesday...
me and wanping and vannessa (from aust) and her frenz went zouk
hahahaha
it was retro nite
wat an amazing way to break my clubbing hymen
(i m a clubbing virgin)
hahahahahahaha
retro-night was mother friggin fun
the moozik rox but den too mani ppl liao la
everyone goes zouk specially for the retro nite lor
its dam rox
hahah
girls got in 4 free dammit
ladies nite

anyway...took my free drinks den took to dance floor
hahah but dam stone at start la...
dam crowded la
can't do shit
after a while wanping n her frenz left...
so i went to meet up with weikeong
tracy, kailyn, valerie was dere too
saw huishan too
and vincent was totally wasted when i saw him
dun know , but, after a while he came back revived
dun know wat he do
sex?
hahahah

saw a fight at phuture ahhahaha
dis ang moh guy tried to slime another chinese guy's gf
den the chink got dam pissed off
whacked the angmoh
broke out right behind me
hahahaha
i was dam stunned
dun know wat to do rofl
but was quite farnie la
the chink juz rained blow after blow on the ang moh's neck and he din do anything
some other guy broke up the fight and its all over
so we all decided to haul our asses out of phuture back to zouk
its quite farnie how it was farking crowded in phuture at first
but when a fight broke out
there's suddenly a dam big gap
dam zai
hahaha
we made use of the gap left behind to zhao out of phuture
man that place stinks

anywayz
partied till 3.30
den went to gay petrol station to buy mineral water
hahaha
wah lao
i used to live so near there lor
i could have walked home last time
dammit
in the end
cab home with weikeong
he came over to stay at my place
hahahaha
dam lame la...he started chatting up the cab driver
rofl
we ended up with him toking abt army life
den he used blardy lots of hokkien
den when we dun understand wat it means and we asked him
he explained in more hokkien
hahahahaahha
mai tiki la u all
hahahah


anywayz...the next day
i woke up
wanted to play soccer with the bb boys
but turns out i woke up too late
so i went over to weikeong house to stay hahahahah
played his ps 2
and omg
his compt is how zai
but actually its partially thanks to me
coz i help him choose the parts
hahahaha
he juz had to pay
wah lao
his compt is dam zai
can play games
and alt-tab
and msn
with tons of conversation windows somemore
with ZERO LAG
wah lao
i want a new compt

had dam lot of fun at his place...
ps2 rox...with winning 11
i rox man...wk sux
hahah
i m WINNING 11
he can go MF 11
haha

the next day wah lao
he ask me accompany him go sign up for driving course
wah lan
take dam long
go some gay ubi avenue
Comfort Driving center or something

after dat
sian si
dam late for badminton at civil service club
have to rush home to change and bring the racket
tmd
reach there an hour late
hahahaha
badminton was fun
civil service club rox
after badminton we went to shower
WAH LAO EH
the place is dam zai
got HOT SHOWER one
wah lao
rox la
i m definitely going there to badminton again
wah lao they got soap dispenser in the shower too lor
wah lao dam zai pubic toilet
there's a hairdryer too
as in a real hairdryer
not those for hand ones
wah lao
dam zai place

anyway after dat we showered....
and den changed into smart casual attire
tmd i din know its collar shirt
haiz
anywayz...den we went for the BB company dinner at the restaurant in civil service club
wah dam shiok
finally can sit down and eat all the 10 courses
last year we were the hosts...
tmd din even get to eat much lor
have to rush here rush there
do so mani things
dis time so shiok
can rest n pig out
took some pix
will upload them soon
din go camera crazy like prom
its all guys anywayz =p

anywayz
had dam lot of fun
we bought a gay sponge cake
plus some mentos and hersey chocolate sauce thingy
den we go and decorate the spong cake with it
and presented it to the officers and teachers
hahahaha
our gift to the company
in appreciation of all that 60th had done for us
hahahahahahahahah
dam farnie

blardy hell lor
when we were preparing the cake
this bunch of old foggies aunties bitches
came over and ask what we were doing
then one of the biatch promptly went to PRESS ON THE CAKE WITH HER BARE FINGER
asking wat it was
tmd
ji bai lah
do we farking know u
who the fark goes around poking other ppl's thing
wtf
its a cake leh
wtf people's gonna eat one
ji bai lah
tmd
den got finger print PLUS a depression where she pressed it lor
after dat
she din even say sorry
quickly zhao off
wat a chao ji bai
wah lao
can't believe got dis kind of people

nah bei
well
wat to do
we still served the cake =p
it cost a friggin $1.70
hahahahahahahaah
ok lah
the hersey's thingy was dam ex though
hahahaha

anywayz...
ya the dinner went pretty smoothly
had fun
wah lao
the prawns they served were like the same as proms lor
rofl
wah...dat kind of prawn is in fashion or something

anywayz
after prom
we decided to be mad and do some overnight shit again
hahahahah
initially wanted to bowl at civil service club
and den go some hotel to stay
in the end scrapped the idea coz tmd, the bowling alley is full n dere's no lane for us
anyway we decided to go orchard to pool/movie
hahahaha
took the last NEL train to dhoby
hahahah
we decide to catch the 1.20am SHUTTER
hahahaha
trying to scare our shit out
hahahaha
so it was 12mn den
we bought tix
n went macs to stone
took tons of gay pix
we were trying to capture those
erm SPECIAL THINGS on our cameras
hahahahahah
we ended up taking dam lot of candid shots
got 2 dam farnie
one was when joshua was dam cute like bugs bunny
the other was when joshua looks like an orc
hahahahahahahahaha
dam farnie
after dat movie started
halfway thru movie
tmd me and joel felt like pee-ing
tmd
we drank too much water already la
nvm
we hold it there
and finish watching the show with out going toilet
after it ended
we all chiong toilet to pee
and hahaha
joel in a rush...forgot to take the hersey's thingy
so we left it in cinema
a almost full bottle
hahahahahahah
totally wasted
hahahahahah

nvm lah
sian si
after dat
we decide to go lanning
wah lao
when we walk there
got blardy lots of policemen
but nvm la
dats good
no one will dare to beat us up
hahahah
one guy looked like he wanted to beat up yi hong as PS
coz yi hong forgot to press door open
and the elevator door zham him
hahahahahahah
we r all holding badminton racket please
hahahah
if he touches yihong we will all rape him to hell
hahahahaha
anywayz
ya at lan shop
wah lan
dam lot of ppl lan
we had to sit at diff places
played until the next morning 8am.
hahaha
we din even realised the sun rised.
coz it was so friggin dark in the lan shop
rofl

anywayz
went to killiney kopitiam for breakfast
AGAIN
hahaha
dis time dam shagged
we all went home to sleep
tmd
i went home
changed up
and went out to meet wanping again
wah lao
dam tiring
after dat went for airforce seminar
which i slept thru
hahahahah
wah lao
dam shagged

dis concludes my 4/5 days marathon
hahahaha
wah lao dam long entry
ok cya guys

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

wahahaahh CHIO BUS!

wahahahah
i love december holidays
all the chio chao muggers dat were previously hiding in their jurong hdb flats mugging have finally come out to play!!!

yesterday was bringing wanping frm mrt to house...saw dis girl dam cute
working out from my estate
wahahah
i swear i never see her cute face before
omg
they r finally coming out

and juz now i went for a morning jog
den i saw dis realli realli realli chio girl walking her dog
wah lao
she's dam pretty
but tmd
its not my estate
its like 2 streets down
but watever
its still jurong
wahahahah
i hope i can meet more pretty jurong girls

sian si
jurong dam disadvantage
all the girls breathe in the industrial air...all become fugly liao
rofl

sian si

kk gotta go play my gunbound rofl
frozen throne lags too much on my compt

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

mmm

thought of something interesting

if u vomit onto the iceskating rink
do u tink the vomit will freezE?

rofl
imagine all the people skating on ur vomit
it will melt and freeze, melt and freeze all over again
hhahahahaha

GG

after prom

this is it
end of my jc journey

pretty enjoyable journey
haha found out dat girls can be such evil mean backstabbing bitches
hahah
and how some guys have perfected their hypocrite skills in jc
and sweet talk their way with girls
hope u readers of my blog wont meet dis kinda ppl next time
veri bad..veri terrible

food at prom was nice leh
shared table with so3g and with maggie waggie too!
haha
she wasnt going at first..in the end ended up at same table lol
anywayz
yea food was nice la
at least acceptable
din cared for it much
went around taking photos most of the time anyway

fark la
rjc full of lousy photographers
a lot of my photographs were screwed by them
anyway the pics are available at

http://share.shutterfly.com/osi.jsp?i=EegNGTFk4Zt3Tw


go check them out
lots of blurred shit
everyone chose phantom assassin haahah
no lah
every 10 rjc photographers...9 are farked up losers
shit man
i shouldnt have anyhow ask ppl take for me
blardy hell
they never touch cameras before lidat
my cam got 5 flash
they always start moving after 3rd flash
GG

tmd dey dun know how to use zai ge ge cameras

anwayz enuf of dat shit

at the end of prom rite
they turn off all the friggin lights
rofl
den the guy say supposed to be dancing or something
i din even hear dat announcment
anyway
everyone juz got out of the place
rofl
hahahaha
no one danced
how to dance
the whole dam place is PITCH BLACK
gg lah
can find ur belongings happy liao
still want to dance wat shit

anyway went back and CHIONG to hotel room to grab belongings
guess wat we are gonna do
OVERNIGHT LANNING

rofl

anyway met up with the bb ppl
den we cab down to orchard to lan
mingheng and his brother was waiting at lan shop liao
rofl

anyway lanned the whole nite away
dam fun
but keep getting owned by mingheng's pri 6 brother
rofl
GG
he dam tall blardy hell
taller den everyone there rofl except for mingheng
GG

wah after dat overnight lanning
dam f-ing shag
pinchuan came halfway to play a few games den zhao back hotel
coz he dun wanna waste money on renting a locker room
hahahahahahah

after lanning went killiney kopitiam for breakfast
din taste veri good leh
hahah
maybe too tired lah
wth
went home sleep liao
can't believe i m so tired
i tink i m getting old liao
haiz

kk dats all for today
cya again

Saturday, December 04, 2004

Overnight Lanning

attention all
there will be overnight lanning on 5th december
please reply to 98582539 if ur going

Friday, December 03, 2004

lets get retarded yeah (chalet)

had chalet on tues

we went this uber gay chalet at changi called aloha changi
lol
its dam dirty place leh
leaves everywhere
INSIDE THE HOUSE
for goodness sake lol
how did the leaves get in?

GG la

oh
there was a banana tree behind the chalet
and a frangipani tree in front of the chalet
like wtf huh?

GG

lol

we reached at abt 6 on tues i tink
lol
was dam boring
only had ji sam's ps2
and his player 2 port was spoilt
so dam sian si...can only one player WINNING ELEVEN
which is mother freaking hard to score

waited dam long for xq to arrive with his xbox and HALO 2

so we went to walk walk around the house to explore
quite rundown

den we went to the fridge to look at wat the veri smart people bought for our bbq

guess wat

we saw PRUNE POWDER

LOL GG

went to ask what dat gay pink powder is for.
thought its for drinks
guess wat...its to marinate the chicken

how smart rite

who the f*** marinates chicken with prune powder

lol
GG wat a waste of class funds.

den went to look
wtf
we have 3 packets of CHEESE
and 40 eggs
LOL
plus 2 loaves bread and some hot dogs
and cabbage

LOL GG
this is NOT FOR BBQ
i found out later
lol
its for breakfast and dinner
GG la
i was dam shocked
i thought bbq stuff should be ready by then lor
who the hell starts a chalet without the bbq food ready already?

blardy hell...alevels ended so early already lor
even for those with Spapers
dun tell me dun even have time to buy those food and MARINATE the food over the weekend
please lor
if dun have time den tell other people to help
dun tink ur the freaking boss and try and do everything urself

PRUNE POWDER
LOL

GG

dis gonna go down in my legendary list of screwed up chalets...joining the likes of BBQ with no lighter...and PS with no power plug
LOL

wat gay shit is dat
the person with the food din even appear on first day
and din marinate even though never come on the first day
how gg

i tink next time
i will only go chalet with responsible people whom i trust

anyway...the breakfast was fine

usually i only eat cup noodles or plain bread for breakfast at chalet
but dis time got french toast and sausage and eggs
lol
dam zai

and dinner was some gay mee goreng
please lor...not everybody likes spicy food
must purposely go and buy SPICY MEE GORENG NOODLES when not even eating it
so wat if u like like it....OTHER PEOPLE DUN
how gg and gay
especially poor kwang yew...he got allergy to chilli some more
how blardy inconsiderate
and how smart
might as well use prune powder on noodles
ROFL

wah the food dere is quite screwed up man
lunch was not settled properly on 2nd day
all zhao some changi club to eat
only me and mingheng stay behind...we tried to finish up the bread and cheese for them
lol
and to tink some people can still go tampines mall without calling back to check whether we need to buy more stuff for bbq
cmon, who doesnt know the fridge was blardy EMPTY
and thanks to someone who used MY NAME to get them to buy stuff back
fark la
dun FUCKING ANYHOW USE MY NAME
i din even know until at night after lanning
farking hell
asshole
if my name so POWERFUL
can i ask u to go and DIE
biatch
since ur own name so powerless u might as well go and die

can't believe the people dat exist in dis world

dam gg

anyway...first day night....xq arrived with xbox
OMG
its mother freaking fun
xbox how rox
got halo 2
we got down to it
and started humping the controller
hahahahaha
it vibrates like nobody's business how shiok
hahahaha

HALO 2 is mother fun leh

anyway
gg
we play till 3 plus
den go sleep liao
next day
woke up
wahahah
french toast and eggs and sausage
how gg

den lunch
yea the shit i tok abt above
bread + cheese + some sugar

omg
and guess wat me and mingheng realised suddenly
the people who brought the chicken to chalet
put it into fridge
and den ZHAO with the rest to changi club
LOL
GG liao
the fricking bbq is like 3 hrs away
AND THE CHICKEN IS NOT EVEN THAWED
lol
how gg
we can't even tok abt marinating den
GG
me and mingheng dam shock at the atrocities people can commit
its like adolf hitler
hahahahahahahahhahahahaah
GG PRUNE POWDER Cannot even be used coz the chicken is not EVEN THAWED LOL
not that we want to use it...dat is
lol
gg

oh btw
forgot to say something
did u know they bought PORK RIBS for bbq
LOL
WTF EATS PORK RIBS FOR BBQ
first thing...pork ribs is mostly bone and lousy tough meat
who the fuck wants to eat dat when u can eat smooth chicken wings
dam waste of money
and since they sell by weight...we r buying mostly bone
DAM WASTE OF MONEY
dam smart people man
ended up no one ate it and TONS of pork ribs left over the next day

anyway me and mingheng took out the chicken wings
And let it thaw
and went back to xbox
gg lor

later they came back
and started doing the chicken
wahahah sounds kinky, doing the chicken
oh yea baby oh yea
me and mag were banging on the frozen wings like mad people coz its frozen stiff lol
oh man banging the chicken
how fun
lol
when we finally broke it up we placed it into the microwave to defrost

oh later someone comes along...put it into the microwave too
BUT ITS NOT ON DEFROST
and she ended up cooking the chicken partially
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHH
how smart
i never had a microwave with defrost before and yet i knew how to use it
hahahahahahahahahahaahah
GG
so we ended up having partially cooked chicken wings lol
dam gg la
me and mingheng hang around and help out a bit
like doing the corn cobs
(oh yeah, corn cobs, oh yeah...)
and placing them into aluminium foil...etc, etc
those corn cobs were blardy hairy man
hahahaha

den gg
den we took the hot dogs
went out and help michelle do the fire
(oh yeah, the fire, oh yeah)
we started cooking the hot dogs and eating it as we cook it
coz its the SAFEST thing to eat there
uncontaminated with PRUNE POWDER
lol

oh den after a while the aluminium foil caught fire
LOL
we had to take it out and stamp on it

gg lah
after dat the whole bbq momentum died
ended up only some girls hanging around a dying fire
me and mingheng and michelle went back to living room and HALO 2

*i suspect the prune powder fell onto the charcoal and put out the fire hahahahahaha*

oh soon
it was time for us to go night lanning
got the guys...
me jisam mingheng pinchuan sky xq and guess wat MICHELLE to go
hahahahahah
michelle's first time at lanning lol
dam fun
we went katong
walked around at start at first
coz dam suay coz all the shops we initially went
CLOSED DOWN
lol
how gg
gotta admit its my fault
never check properly before hand
anyway ended up at katong shopping center
lucky i sat underneath the aircon...xq said it was dam stuffy
but it was a fun game
i was on a winning side every game :p
hope michelle had a fun time and will continue to lan with us
how often can u get a girl to lan rite
hahahaha

went for supper after lanning
finally have some proper food
me and mingheng din eat the bbq
coz we know how mother freaking dirty and disgusting the food were
lol
PRUNE POWDER
gg

man lanning was dam fun

came back to chalet to see chan cheow hwa at chalet liao with wife
hahahahah
i went to toilet and keep asking who is inside
the no one answer
in the end his wife answered
"its me, mrs chan!"
hahahahahah dam farnie

wah was dam shagged
went to sleep with ji sam and sky after some winning eleven

next day
book out
guess wat we found in the fridge
abt 20 eggs left
hahahahahahahahahahahahah
and tons of pork ribs and some gay prawns
lol
WTF makes tiger beer prawns...when u have a BBQ
juz freaking bbq them lah
wat tiger beer them
tigers are meant to be drunk man

sian si
so ended up ji sam took all the shit home on his mother's car

overall.

besides the xbox and the fact we completed halo 2 and dat the night lanning was dam blardy fun

the chalet sux
hahahahahahahaha